Wednesday, December 14, 2011

`alternate reality : kenny chong

kenny chong

one of kenny chong's biggest fear was to stay forever alone until the end of time. by the looks of it, end of time was likely 1 years time as the world seems to be coming to an end in 2012 anyways.

for that reason, he started dating around the asian american community. he was quite the casanova with 4 girls under his belt within the first year. he had his first 3 week fling with a girl named ju li, who left him because he took his pants off and nothing was there. his was with his second girlfriend for over 4 months, before he found out that she was actually a he, and he was actually underage. depressed, but not daunted, he continue his love voyage with another girl named tiffany, who he lost his virginity to. boy, did tiffany moaned hard that night, she moaned and moaned and moaned somemore, wondering if it was in yet. his final relationship came in september of 2012. but he wasn't even quiet sure if it was a relationship or not, as he had to pay $5.95 per minute to talk to her.

after 4 failed relationship, he swore off dating and focused on his studies as an aeronautical engineer. after much pain and sweat, he graduated top of his class of 3 people. he ended up working with nasa for the next 5 years as the receptionist before finally climbing up the ladder into chief telephonist.

his career at nasa ended and he flew back to malaysia. he then pursue a career as a professional photographer, and admittedly, he was fairly good with it. he spends the next 15 years taking photographs and eventually became the chief photographer for FHM malaysia, specializing in bikini-clad models. by the age of 40, he was one of the most sought after-photographer in the asian region, often travelling between countries for photoshoots.

he went through mid-life crisis, and gave up entirely on model photographing, and decided to take photos of children. he was last seen taking photo of a boy's underwear advertisement, with his assistant overheard him saying "wad a cute boy...".

so what became of his love life you ask? well, he continued having flings of strictly 3 weeks with girls he met during his photoshooting days. he tried dating seriously but it was not the thing for him. eventually he settled down at the age of 55 in a remote cabin by the beach, with a pet owl from the mythical world of ga'hoole.

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