Thursday, December 22, 2011

`inception much

i think i'm becoming more and more lost these days.
well, lost in my dreams that is.

for quite a few times this year i find myself not being able to differentiate between my dreams and the reality i'm in.

i find myself waking up, basking in the glory of my dreams,
or fearing the worst of what may happen...
which makes me wonder if this is all just a dream,
or am i really here?

inception much!

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

`alternate reality : kenny chong

kenny chong

one of kenny chong's biggest fear was to stay forever alone until the end of time. by the looks of it, end of time was likely 1 years time as the world seems to be coming to an end in 2012 anyways.

for that reason, he started dating around the asian american community. he was quite the casanova with 4 girls under his belt within the first year. he had his first 3 week fling with a girl named ju li, who left him because he took his pants off and nothing was there. his was with his second girlfriend for over 4 months, before he found out that she was actually a he, and he was actually underage. depressed, but not daunted, he continue his love voyage with another girl named tiffany, who he lost his virginity to. boy, did tiffany moaned hard that night, she moaned and moaned and moaned somemore, wondering if it was in yet. his final relationship came in september of 2012. but he wasn't even quiet sure if it was a relationship or not, as he had to pay $5.95 per minute to talk to her.

after 4 failed relationship, he swore off dating and focused on his studies as an aeronautical engineer. after much pain and sweat, he graduated top of his class of 3 people. he ended up working with nasa for the next 5 years as the receptionist before finally climbing up the ladder into chief telephonist.

his career at nasa ended and he flew back to malaysia. he then pursue a career as a professional photographer, and admittedly, he was fairly good with it. he spends the next 15 years taking photographs and eventually became the chief photographer for FHM malaysia, specializing in bikini-clad models. by the age of 40, he was one of the most sought after-photographer in the asian region, often travelling between countries for photoshoots.

he went through mid-life crisis, and gave up entirely on model photographing, and decided to take photos of children. he was last seen taking photo of a boy's underwear advertisement, with his assistant overheard him saying "wad a cute boy...".

so what became of his love life you ask? well, he continued having flings of strictly 3 weeks with girls he met during his photoshooting days. he tried dating seriously but it was not the thing for him. eventually he settled down at the age of 55 in a remote cabin by the beach, with a pet owl from the mythical world of ga'hoole.

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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

`alternate reality : wern

ching wern

after much hardwork and determination, ching wern finally graduated from the university of strathclyde in july of 2012. she then return to malaysia and started work as a fully qualified pharmacist.

several weeks after she return to malaysia, wern eventually dated alex, a marketing graduate from monash, ending her almost-forever-alone streak. their relationship was brief but diabetically sweet. they dated for 1 and a half years before breaking up, citing irreconsilable differences due to their often long distance relationship.

she continued her undying passion for dota after graduation. she was eventually recruited by Team Pandora's Might Soldier (PMS), to be part of the female team to take on the 2013 dota 2 tournament. her pretty look gathered her many male fans, with many dubbing her the nickname "princess dota tart" because of her signature of eating a strawberry chocolate tart while competing professionally. she balanced her work life of being a pharmacist and a part-time professional dota player. she left team PMS a year later.

dota also became an unlikely source of dating potential for wern. she dated former korean dota competitor park yoon hwa.

wern's pharmaceutical career was not entirely smooth. having worked in the dispensary of several private hospital, she realise could not progress any further as a pharmacist. it was a depressing period for wern as she resigned as a pharmacist after working for 4 years.

she took a few months off after quitting her job as part of a soul searching trip, eventually garnering inspiration from her love of baking, nutella, ben&jerrys and churros. it came as an eureka moment while surfing tumblr, that she could open a small patteserie that specializes in selling nutella based pastries. business began slow but picked up speed and popularity. it is now one of the largest chain patteserie in asia, with over 320 outlets accross 11 countries.

not surprisingly, wern became the model face of nutella due to her commitment and passion for the chocolatey goodness. she was also one of the pioneers of creating the infamous nutella facial cream, that is now a must-use by all teenage girls.

untrue to most popular beliefs, wern was never completely happy with park. on the night before of her marriage with park, ex-boyfriend alex made a final effort to let her know how how he felt for her. and she too had been waiting for him. they eloped with each other and was last seen spending some quiet time in the switzerland alps.

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Monday, December 12, 2011

`alternate reality

I'm intending to do some blogging over the next few days,
you know, just to do something more productive =)

So if you happen to be here (probably because you saw my facebook post),
then stay tune! i shall be writing your stories soon!

ps, i'll be a bit selective when it comes to who's story come first because i can only write if i know you well enough!


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Thursday, December 1, 2011

`厉害


我要做一个很厉害的人。
要厉害到,这个世界会因为我而产生小小的改变。
而我的世界,就是你。
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